I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy  A long way from the beach  'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand  Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple  I'm in the can    I was minding my own business  But drinking daddy's juice  I swear I'll never touch that stuff again  Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau  I'm in the pen    Got those beach boy blues  Don't the time go slow  Lonely beach boy blues  Only 30 day's and 90 years to go    I want a taste of honey  From my wahini's lips  I want to be her ever loving man  But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple  I'm in the can    But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple  I'm in the can    these lyrics are submitted by botas