Turn turn the radio low, I've got to talk to you,  Turn turn the radio low...  Got a half Armenian girlfriend  She tests me like a scantron  She'll only tell me what's wrong  If she's hit the bong ba bong bong  Feeling melodramatic and spastic  She ain't made of West Coast plastic,  I lie awake with an aching,  Is it all in my head like she said  I'm in love with the sounds  that you make and the ground that you walk on  I'm running after you, I'm in love with the way  that you're making me wait  I just want to be catching up to you  Got a half Armenian girlfriend  She's hotter than I am handsom,  She'll fuck you up and then some,  She'll rock the boat to Bedlam