Performed by The Idiots  (Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)  Written by Jonny Idiot  (c) 1988 Stupid Records  ------------------------  Floor  Tile  Floor  Tile  Floortile  Floortile  The linoleum can think  It's going to invade your sink  Attack the lives of all abound  Till there's no one left around  Floortile is coming  Floortile is attacking  Floortile invading  Floortile.... FLOORTILE????    THE END