[Joe] Do you know the Muffin Man? That's the best question we've had all day! "Do we know the Muffin Man?"  [Kevin & Joe] I wish  [Kevin] That lives on Dreery Lane?  [Joe] I know--  [Nick] Dreery lane?  [Kevin] That lives on Dreery lane.      Yo  I know the Muffin Man  I know the Muffin Man  I'm the only one knows him  Knows him  Knows him  He lives on my street  Wassup?  Oh  Hey  Muffin man    [Joe] I wonder if the Muffin Man is a girl  [Kevin] Like the muffin woman--  [Joe] Like, Oh, Yeah, of course he has a girl! *fake laughs*  [Nick] *laughs*  [Kevin] No, he didn't saya girl. He said grill as in teeth grill.  [Joe] Well, then he does. Because he has a muffin grill! Put the muffin on the--  [Nick] It's not a muffin grill. It's a grill. It's a--  [Kevin] *laughs*    these lyrics are submitted by Carolanne T.