Once   When I was little someone pointed out to me   Some constellations but the big dipper's all I could see   That brontasaurus must have stood a thousand miles high   That brontasaurus laying on its side up in the sky      Bottoms up and this time   Won't you let me be?   Bottled up but this time   Won't you rescue me?   You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me      Jack thought it twice and thought that that that made it true   Some brains just work that way   that's what chemicals can do   He thought he'd have a beer   he thought he was alone   He thought an Albertson's stir fry dinner would make his apartment a home      Bottoms up and this time   Won't you let me be?   Bottled up but this time   Won't you rescue me?   You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said to me      I thought I bored me but I learned to think like you   Now nothing bores me that's that nothing is thought through      Bottoms up and this time   Won't you let me be?   Bottled up but this time   Won't you rescue me?   Thought it out and this time   It's all I can see   You should have been here last night and heard what the big dipper said