Dad said I was one of the few who acted bad before I was two  A hyperactive little boy  One day of life on all my toys  I pulled the hair of little girls  slid on cardboard down steep hills  Ghost-ride my bike into walls  Broke windows while playing baseball  Get dragged to shop with the folks  Nag and pout, make 'em look like jokes  Snake some money and go to the store  Kicked a hole in my bedroom door  Dropped a desk on my teacher's toe  "Apologize"  I said no  Big Wheel races were always great fun  I'd stuff the others and I had won  Never had any friends at school  I was too hyper, I was uncool  I'd still rain on everyone's day  To me the world was just a stage.