Well, when I was a little bitty boy    No bigger than an old polecat   Well, I used to wonder like all kids    What made this to that.      Now I'd seen what happened to my pa    When he take a drink from a jug   Yeah, he'd start with a smile and then after awhile    He'd be out on the floor like rug.      Corn liquor (corn liquor)    Corn liquor (corn liquor)    What makes you do what you do   Well, they feel no pain    When you touch their brain    Corn liquor they love you.      --- Instrumental ---      Well, now one day in the afternoon    My folks were away for awhile   Yeah, I got the jug down from the shelf    To see what made 'em smile.      Now I slowly sip in the nearly flip    That one drink was enough   For the life of me I just can't see    Why they love that awful stuff.      Corn liquor (corn liquor)    Corn liquor (corn liquor)    What makes you do what you do   Well they feel no pain    When you touch their brain    Corn liquor they love you.      --- Instrumental ---      Well, as I grew older I thought about    That first sip that I had   Yeah, I really burned and soon I learned    It wasn't all that bad.      Now to ease the pressures of this world    Here's the way I've got it figured   Well, the thing to do for me and you    Is drink lotsa good corn liquor.      Corn liquor (corn liquor)    Corn liquor (corn liquor)    What makes you do what you do   Well they feel no pain    When you touch their brain    Corn liquor they love you.      Yeah, I feel no pain when you touch my brain    Corn liquor I love you...