Well I've been thinkin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind  And as long as the party's poppin' you know I ain't stoppin'  'Cause I'm havin' me a grand old time  When every motherfucker that I meet thinks that they can party with me  Face on the floor you can't find the door  I won't laugh man I've been there before    Well I've been hearin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind  And I'm here to confirm all the rumors, I know what you heard it's nothing new for me to be obsurd  To be the topic of so many it's my goddamn responsibility  Drinks at the bar leads to sex in the car  I won't lie man I've been there before    Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that  I'll take a shot of this and a hit of that  Gimme a one of these and two of those  Man I ain't never been this fucked up before  Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose  When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose  Grill me all night, I know you do  If I were you. I'd be jealous of me, too    Well I've been sayin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind  So behind lock and key keep that liquor from me  If you don't then I'll drinkin' until I can't see  When every bartender that I meet keeps servin' me my favorite drink  I can't complain when I feel this way I won't lie man I'm lovin' today    And I've been knowin' for quite some time I've got a one track mind  And I'm not fuckin' boastin' I'm fuckin' toastin'  To every single person that see's things my way  And if you don't like what you see then I suggest you don't look at me  Can't change my mind, can't change my ways  I won't lie man I'm lovin' today    Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that  I'll take a shot of this and a bit of that  Gimme a one of these and two of those  Man I ain't never been this fucked up before  Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose when I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose    Grill me all night, I know you do  If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too  C'mon and do it, and do it, and do it 'til your satisfied  C'mon and do it, and do it, and do it 'til you're satisfied  Do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied  Whatever it is, do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied  Whatever it is, do it, do it, do it 'til you're satisfied  Whatever it is    Gimme a scoop of this and a drop of that  I'll take a shot of this and bit of that  Gimme a one of these and two of those  Man I ain't never been this fucked up before  Booze, buds, and brews it's hard to choose  When I'm feelin' fine it's hard to lose    Grill me all night, I know you do  If I were you, I'd be jealous of me, too  If I were you, I'd be tryin' find someone new  If I were you, I'd be getting my girl out this room  'Cause there's not that many things that I can't do