The lights are feeling heavy  The walls are closing in  Music's hard to swallow  Talks a violin  Identikit formations  Moustaches in the pearls  The girls are on the tables  The men are on the girls  Someone stopped the world    Chorus:  The night, ooh the night  The night of the jetsetters ball  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh    The prince is on the ceiling  The ministers in drag  The actress smokes a chimney  The husband smokes a fag  The president's a lulu  He thinks he's being bugged  The judge is hanging china  The coppers being mugged  Someone pulled the plug    (chorus)    The guns are at the window  Knives are at the door  The Christian's got a hammer  He turns the cheek no more  The bridegroom and his lady  Wrestling on the brink  The vicar without an eyeball  Is in there with a wink  Someone fixed the drink    (chorus)    The night of the jetsetters ball  Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh