Tender Kinder Baby  Spoon upon ice-cream and cherry  And take the cloth and wipe your chin  Go walking through the clinic door  How can you eat like that?  Tender Kinder Baby  Swallow down the sacred liquor  And swoon upon the matron's tongue  Inside her mouth you turn the handle  And they run indoors into the number one position  How can you dance like that?  Tender Kinder Baby  >From the mud into the sandpit  Round and round the matron goes  Down upon your knees to beg the question  Down upon your knees and how can you commit this act of contrition?  Tender Kinder Baby  You'll spoon upon ice-cream and cherry  And take the cloth and wipe your chin  Go walking through the clinic door  How can you dance like that?  How can you dance like that?  How can you eat like that?  Tender Kinder Baby  How can you breathe like that?  Tender Kinder Baby  How can you eat like that?  Tender Kinder Baby  How can you dance like that?