I don't much care  If I am the last in line to see  Whatever that it is  That they're lining up to see  You see, it doesn't concern me    I don't much care  If I am the very last to know  Whatever that it is  That they know about, oh, no  Oh, no I really don't care to know    'Cause when it comes to Santa Claus  And presents 'round the tree  No one I know could ever get jump on me    I'm gonna be the first one  Up on Christmas morning  I'm gonna be the first one  Up on Christmas day    I've always heard that the  Early birdie catches all the worms  But worms ain't for me, no  They're not my cup of tea  And I am certainly not a birdie  Me, I'd rather sleep 'til three    'Cause when it comes to Santa Claus  And presents 'round the tree  No one I know could ever get jump on me    I'm gonna be the first one  Up on Christmas morning  I'm gonna be the first one  Up on Christmas day