He's told me a million times he's sorry  I always take him back though soon I know  He'll spend the night with you and leave me crying  You don't love him but you won't let him go  Oh whiskey if you were a woman  I'd fight you and I'd win Lord knows I would  Oh whiskey if you were a woman  I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good    [Guitar]    No matter what you'd do I'd do it better  You'd never be the woman I could be  But you don't have a heart or any feelings  So I can't even ask for sympathy    Oh whiskey if you were a woman  I'd fight you and I'd win   Lord knows I would  Oh Oh whiskey  If you were a women   I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good    Oh Oh whiskey   If you were a women   I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good