Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut  Here comes a boy rough-cut with mother-sharpened scissors  And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and tattered note  Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and...  Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut  They call him out  "Oh no there's Junket Head"  And they're so loud  "Oh no there's Junket Head"  Here comes a boy he's got a tunnel of a mouth  Here comes a boy and he's got bat-wing doors as ears  And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and a tunnel of a mouth  Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and...  Here comes a boy rough-cut with mother-sharpened scissors  Here comes a boy rough-cut when he let it slip in jump salute  And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and tattered note  Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain  Garbled excuse and...  Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut  And they're so loud  "Oh no there's Junket Head"