Here comes a ringing testimonial  Here comes the saddest song you've ever heard  >From somewhere else, somewhere good  In a warehouse painted red  Around my house, around my table  And I will testify, testify when I'm able  Everybody in this town is sleeping  Little Chalkie's gone out west to score  Passing by the metho's gate she dropped something  'Cos our town doesn't stand there anymore  And my town, it is a teacher  All trucks and beers and memories spread out on the road  And my town is a leader of children  To where caution is a Long Wide Load  Long Wide Load  You love me good, you work me hard  Three letters and a smile on a little white card  Oh yay, oh yay, oh there you lay  Lying in the road on Debt Collectors day