Ask me - How do I feel?   Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging?  Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing.  From the moment we kissed tonight,  Thats that way I've just got to behave.  Boy, if I was a lamp I'd light,  Or if I was a banner I'd wave.  Ask me how do I feel?  Little me with my quiet upbringing.  Well sir, all I can say is if I was a gate I'd be swinging.  Or if I was a watch I'd start popping my spring.  Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.  Ask me - How do I feel?  From this chemistry lesson I'm learning.  Well sir, all I can say is if I was a bridge I'd be burning.  Yes I knew my morale would crack.  From the wonderful way that you looked.  Boy, if I was a duck i'd quack.   Or if I was a goose I'd be cooked.  Ask me how do I feel?  Ask me now that we're fondly caressing.  Pal, if I was a salad I'd surely be splashing my dressing.  Or if I were a top I'd start popping my spring   Or if I were a bell  I'd go ding dong ding dong - DING!