I was good at tending bar  They called me Our Lady of O'Reilly's  I could talk to me in trouble  and I know the difference between poison and truth  But I crashed my car last March  And the back was full of empty quarts of vodka  So I walk to work at midnight,  at the Donut Town down on Main St.  And the big trucks roll by  They shake the ground like thunder  But there's nothing flashing under  The Main Street sky  I won't wear the damn uniform they gave us  When you're my size, you don't wear orange  Well I may not be your beauty,  but I swear I will not be your clown  And Ginny will not fire me  I'm the only one who's here on time  So we have this little understanding  that we just don't get along  And the big trucks roll by  They shake the ground like thunder  But there's nothing flashing under  The Main Street sky  I put a pot on for the truckers  and I put one on for myself  and from 2am till 5,  I can just park it and read  And I'm going back to school  I don't care if it's a load of crap  cause my future things he's sitting at the counter  with his "Hey, darlin'" and a feedcap  And the big trucks roll by  They shake the ground like thunder  But there's nothing flashing under  The Main Street sky  Copyright 1995, Hugh Blumenfeld / Hydrogen Jukebox Music