Waking up can't remember my dream  Landlord pounding on my door my God I hate scenes  It's a bad way to start my day  But it's too late to start it over  Buying gas with quarters 'cause I'm low on cash  My roommate broke in to my personal stash  I just tore my dress my dress my room's a mess  And my computer just crashed  Zippity doo-dah day  Zippity doo-dah hey!  I feel better now  Months and months without getting laid  The guy that I wanted turned out to be gay  But his lover's cool and we're all friends  And I'm right back at square one again  Zippity doo-dah day  Zippity doo-dah hey!  I feel better now  (repeat and fade)