My friends got dogging sisters  Two girls with lots of blisters  They capture colour pictures  To send to confused vicars  They meet on concrete byways  Carbon monoxide hide-aways  Arranged by mobile updates  The latest text technology    To all you dogging sisters looking for release  Knock yourselves out and stand up proud  And dog for your beliefs    So to these dogging sisters  Reviled yet ambidextrous  They know their fiat uno  They know their s-reg lexus  So sandy in his wisdom  On one knee went to kiss them  He promised not to hit them     And they all drove to heaven    To all you dogging sisters looking for release  Knock yourselves out and stand up proud  And dog for your beliefs