WELL!     the poopsmithe he could talk (hello!)  and marzipan could rock  and the stick would be a big old   tree that ate everyone  exept the cheat and me!   (and me)(we'll see)  and the king of town would be   underground in a box   filled up with peas!! (i hate peas)  ( i know!)    Bubs would give away flamethrowers  that shoot chocolate hundered  dollar bills (invitation chocolate)  and my stupid baby  brother would have been born  with horns and a tail (im evil)  and Coach Z would wear his cool   jacket, and homestar just  couldnt hack it (i quit)  and pom pom wouldn't  change at all, so he'd  still be an idiot basketball!    and this little weirdo  would be a modestly  hot girl to help me through the   hard times, you know the  kind that are only sort of   hot so they dont mess around   withb other guys!!!  (uhhh, im forever your  girl!!!)