I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe    My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk  me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk  My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh  me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half  My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back  me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack  my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him  me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain    [CHORUS 2x:]  everybody everybody everybody run  murdering murdering murdering fun  swing swing swing  chop chop chop  swing swing swing  chop chop chop    My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs  me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns  My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry  me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye    [TYLENOL INTERLUDE]    My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump  me and my axe will leave you hoppin' on a stump    [CHORUS 2x:]    interlude: look into the deadest tree, tell me baby wut you see  don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why  did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them  why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way  look into the moon's beam, can't you fathom what it's seen  bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck  why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skys  aint no covering the tracks, that's why I'm here and oh yes    My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head  me and my axe will make your white T-shirt all red  My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave  me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave    [TYLENOL INTERLUDE]    My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees  me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees    [CHORUS 4X]