I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business  I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em  what up dawg, what you been up to  Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out  me and you, we been down for a while right  we been here and there, we been pretty tight  somethin happened last night that you might get upset about  but hear me out, I didnt mean nothin buy it, I'm gonna make this quick  I gave your momma this dick  I dunno how it happened  I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin  I was over there mowin' the grass  and I could feel her eyes all up on my ass  and then I went inside to make a phone call  and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra  one thing just led to another  next thing you know I'm butt-fucking your mother  Please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me  I never said I loved the hoe  please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me   you never should have trusted a juggalo  Don't hang up, I still got more  your momma gives head like a heroin whore  I wasnt thinking about you as my bud  when she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud  we broke out with your grandpa's gin  and got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin  she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts  your mommas one of my favorite sluts  she likes lickin from the back of my balls  to the tip of my dick with one big lick  she calls me her big teddy bear  I chase her around in my underwear  I admit I like spanking her but  I used your sock though to catch my nut  don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better  that's probably why your toes been stickin together  Please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me  I never said I loved the hoe  please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me   you never should have trusted a juggalo  maybe they call you a termihater  if this was a swamp youd be a allihater  you could use a cold glass of haterade  sure come up, bring the allihater  your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo  its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though  and I aint trying to diss her either  I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some  every hair is like a foot long  bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes  its allright with me though  I don't mind as long as I can locate the b-hole  and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin  here I am stuffin her muffin  not to mention the pickle buffin  and I hope me and you are still cool  I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow  and we plan on fuckin again, allright, i'll talk to you later  Peace EMINEM  (Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)  Please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me  I never said I loved the hoe  please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me   you never should have trusted a juggalo Please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me  I never said I loved the hoe  please don't hate me  but I been fuckin your mother loose lately please don't hate me   you never should have trusted a juggalo