[Violent J]  It's Friday night, dark, scary  Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery  And its foggy, cold and smoggy  Hear a dog, a howling doggy  I'm scared, should of brung the shotgun  Should of, would of, but I ain't got one  So I watch my back, and what's that  The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback  Better run, hide, quick, fast  He's coming for my ass with a shovel  No where to run, nore to hide but the grave bit  So I dove in, I did the dumb shit  Took a fall, deeper than six foot  Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door  Into a whole new world of stiffs  Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks  Club lights, sounds, bass  DJs spinnin with maggots on they face  And what I saw next then really took me  Uh, they did the headless boogie    [Chorus (2x)]  Hey yo, I heard that you died  Fuck that, it's time to get live  Dead bodies let's all take a ride  Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie)    "Oh yeah, we dug up the finest   Bitches in the graveyard  So come on down  And if you ain't come to get your funk out  Then get the fuck out, bitch"    [Violent J]  They all stand straight and swing to the side  No heads, but they feet still glide  Take a step back, twist and dive  I even seen Kurt Cobain get live (blam!)  No heads, but they all funky  And drunk, drinking old Spunky  Don't be shy, everyone's able  Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table  And kick-step, and when you do kicks off  If you're dead, your legs might fall off  The whole time I can't believe  I can't conceive, I don't wanna leave  I'm kicking into a freak with no head  No face, but the rest is straight  She's with it, I hit it like a G  Her back fell off, eww, excuse me  Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein  Drinkin 'cisco disco dead wine  Dead stiffs coming through the door  Head, speakers, and limbs on the floor  I'm getting drunk, I wanna be down, what's up  I wanna be the headless clown  They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw  And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie     [Chorus (2x)]    "Hey yo, fuck that voodoo moshing, bitch  You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos  So come on by and we'll cut your nugget off  So you get grave dancing!!!"    [Chorus (4x)]