[Violent J]  If I was a Serial Killer   They would find all my victim's heads   In funky ass gas station toilets  And if I was a Serial Killer  I would be strange and deranged  And I would never change  If I was a Serial Killer  I'd be known as the smoker  Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair  and if I was a Serial Killer  I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks  and I would smoke mad crack    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties  They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies  Dumped on State police law just before dawn  To let em know my ritual had begun  I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole  cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control  This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint  but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint  This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint  But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't    [Violent J]  If I was a Serial Killer  I would drive a black van  And I would ride around on college campus  And if I was a Serial Killer  I would walk among us and gain trust  Until I needed that rush    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away  Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay  I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies  Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis  You know what's all up in my trunk  So don't ask me to pop it  Once I get out to my cabin  Then I'll finally unlock it  This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not  But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot  This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not  But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop    [Violent J]  And I don't know myself anymore  (and I don't know who I am anymore)  And I don't know who to be anymore  (and I don't know who I am anymore)  And I don't know what to think anymore  (and I don't know who I am anymore)  Except that I am strange and deranged  (and I don't know who I am anymore)  And I will never change    [chorus]  I wanna hold up this hatchet  Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down  I wanna run with this hatchet  We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same  I wanna hold up this hatchet  Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,  The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain   ICP with Mike E Clark again  I wanna run with this hatchet  (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus  Holding down the underground and you know this  I wanna run with this hatchet   You know this    Chop it on down  Chop it on down  I wanna run with this hatchet  I wanna run with this hatchet    [chorus again]  I wanna hold up this hatchet  Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down  I wanna run with this hatchet  We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same  I wanna hold up this hatchet  Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,  The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain   ICP with Mike E Clark again  I wanna run with this hatchet  Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus  Holding down the underground and you know this  I wanna run with this hatchet   You know this    [Violent J]  If I was a Serial Killer   I would bury all my special projects  underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard  And if I was a Serial Killer   I would be strange and deranged  And I would rock my hatchet chain