[Violent J]  Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts  Eat 'em quick or they soggy and that sucks  Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt  Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt  In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill  Cuz it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel  I got a few money back and a little change  So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings  "What up man, check it out, I know this bitch  She's got another friend with her and her dad's rich  If we find us a ride out to Wyandotte  Guaranteed, we can fuck 'em both on the spot"  Oh shit, let me call Bill Bill  I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill  He ain't home, fuck, I'll call Mike Clark  Cuz I know he can get the fuckin Skylark  He said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas  But I wanna buy these Faygo, think fast  I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones  But that's going through his shit when he ain't home  "Nevermind J, Legs loned me a ten  No need to get punched in your head again  Tell Mike to scoop me up right away  And it's Faygo and neden hoes all day"  Fuck yeah, I throw my Pro Winds on my feet  Lock the house, and wait for 'em in the street  I wish I had a piece of gum or something fuck  My mouth still kind of tastes grapenuts  Here they come, nope, wasn't them  Seems like the same car's driving by again  It pulls up, "hey man, you're outta luck"  What, what ya say man  [gunshot]  Fuck