Pass The Jam    [Dickinson / Gers / Harris / McBrain / Murray / Smith]    I don't care  They're crazy  Said pass the jam, would you  Awfully kind of you  Now wouldn't it be a little bit nice to sing with this  Gazing at the open door  Just what lays behind  Thinking what I'm looking for  Say what's on my mind  Sinking ever deeper  In the words of guilt of shame  And now I can redeem myself  I just don't care  The words I'm singing they're just right  That's better for my brain  If I try to make much sense  You know I'll go insane  I just don't care  I just don't care  Caesar had some jam with tea  But Brutus wasn't kind  Wasn't strawberries that were red  He wasn't cutting bread  You pass the jam  And so he slammed the tea  The only bugger here to me  Is in the conservatory  Yeah, alright  Yes, but still over there  Sinking ever deeper  In the words of guilt and shame  I can't redeem myself  I just don't care  Staring at the silver spoon  Take it from your mouth  Take it from the jam jar  Turn and face the South  Now face the North  And the East  And the West  And the setting sun  Still burning on in the night  Where's the sun at midnight  Say it's gone  Where's the moon at dawn  It carries on  And on  It never ends  To the land of nevermore  Where time began  Where the man still stands  And the edge, at the end  Never know that I sang  You'll all know it's the right place  In time, well it is  The words I'm singing  That's just right  They're better for my brain  If I try to make much sense  You know I'll go insane  Pass the jam  Pass the jam  Pass the fuckin' jam  Please  Next up I'll scream  I will  [he screams]  I warned you  I'm going home now  [Nicko:] Oh my goodness, that must be the first jam we've had in years!    I say pass the jam, would you  [repeat like a scratched record]    these lyrics are submitted by botas