"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."  "Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and  investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody  stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.  Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement  window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a  mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick  fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."    [Violent J]  Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street  Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least  I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn  I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn  Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven  Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven  Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried  I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied  I just ate my first dead body last week  Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth  Before you start yelling and cursing my name  Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane  Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall  Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall  I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck  And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"  He said I was born of an alien race  Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face  But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand  I'm just the dead body man    "We got bodies, dead bodies  We got fat ones, skinny ones  Males, females, hermaphrodites  We got somebodies, we got nobodies  Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!"    [Violent J]  Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van  All the little kiddies love the dead body man  I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell  Some people run cuz they don't like the smell  Others line up just as quick as they can  To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man  It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah  Just don't look in the trunk  I drive down Central kickin the bass  Chillin with my freaks and I'm picked her face  Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head  Cuz my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead  Than a ho you can't trust, always diggin a nut  A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut  Riding in the back is my dead body crew  Only they can never think of nothing to do  If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself  You got dead deer heads up on your shelf  On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand  I'm just the dead body man    "We also collect dead bodies  So, if you know any dead people  Or you yourself are planning on dying soon  We'll be happy to come to your house  And pay cash for it  We appreciate good healthy stiff  For our dinner  Woohoo!"    [Chorus (1x)]  Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me)  Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)  Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me)  Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)  Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me)  Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)  Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)  Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)  Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me)  Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me)  Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me)  Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me)  Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man