"Got another funky rhyme  Another funky, funky rhyme  Got another funky rhyme  Another funky rhyme  Another funky, funky rhyme"    "Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!!  This is my jam!!!  I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-galactic void G!!!  Aw, shit!"    [Violent J]  Well, they let the gate up so I bail  It's been six months pick me up from the county jail  With a smart mouth I payed my dues  Steel toilets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes  But I ain't naggin'  Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin'  8 men in the car long  And the Faygo is almost gone  My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate  So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date  She said "Pick me up at three"  Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho  We gonna eat at Mexican Village  Take a cab and I'll pay the tab  And when she showed, well, I'll be damned  Left my wallet at home on the TV stand  Have her pay him and for dinner too  The knot in my sock, it done bit you  She's all prettied up for nothing  I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing  And I'm chewing on my food like a pitbull  Cuz I won't front for the ho  Stuck my face in a bowl of soup  And just sucked it all up threw my missin' tooth  The bitch jumped up with a boom  "I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom  She's got the tab, so I go for mine  And order up some '52 vintage wine  Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that  Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat  She's back now and her hair ain't fixed  Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit  I ain't saying nothing though  I ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho  What's up bitch, I'm ready to break  How long can one fat bitch take?  Quite snacking and pay me saps  Cuz we goin' home to meet her pops    "So Joe, what is that you do for a living?"  "Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on  Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I sold  to that fat bitch in the kitchen"    [Violent J]  Your dad's really cool sweetheart  I mean him letting me use his car  And he slipped me a fifty  Violent J is kinda nifty  If I'd a hit you'd be home through  But now your coming home with me  Dad I gotta bitch in the bedroom  Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon  Now the juggla's known to smack hoes  But I need the shot too  So I switch to the mack mode    "Now woman, you know I love you  So why don't you just let me fuck you  Now bitch, I know you's a freak  So let me get a little kiss on your cheek  And a fuck to go with that  Come on, nympho, let me hit that  Tell ya what you let me stick it  And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya  Ya little sewer skank  Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho  And that was that  A little smooth talking she was on her back  And I'm finally sticking  Dump ya, and I'm eating my chicken  You'll never guess what  My first day out and I caught my nut"    First day out and I caught my nut