I paint my face every year all day  the 31st aint nothin to me, another holiday  all of a sudden face paintin's in style  And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on  but try to live all year though  try pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdo  im 68 years old I still trick or treat  you think I care? shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat  and tell your old ladies to keep your pennys  if it aint above a quarter, don't even bother  im sick of these little kids to I know you did it  put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it  and then they take my candy and diss  "look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!"  all year I'm a psycho uh huh I see  but every halloween, you wanna be me!    theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee    a gorila, a buffer fish and a bag lady  all made love and had a little baby  and supposedly I'm the one  but at this point thats only purely speculation  on halloween people smile at me  the rest of the year, they dial the police  they kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars  but on halloween there giving me candy bars  trick or treat it's 5:30 in the morning  im still out..im standing on your lawn  and I'm lookin through your window  *tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?  my paint don't come off, and if it did  you think I'm scary now, shiiit  I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with ugly  yet children hug me on halloween    theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee    3 6 4 people hate my guts  on halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts  they dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns  and pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around  they next day when I try to trick or treat  it's get off the porch or i'll call the cops you freak  I don't understand you people but that's ok  i'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J    theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  theyyyyyyyyy  every halloween  they want to be meee  (well I don't care)  (well I don't care)  (well I don't care)  (well I don't care)