The first date's the worst date   It's hard to know just what to do   I take you to dinner, you don't eat   You just play with your food   And there's something familiar   'Bout every word you say   It's hard to believe   This happened again!      I already met you!   I already met you!   You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!      I take you to my apartment   And then it's just south of Beirut   You tell me you're bored and you   Don't like the color of my shoes   And the picture gets clearer   With every word you say   It's hard to believe   This happened again!      I already met you!   I already met you!   You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!   Don't mean to upset you   And I already met you!   You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!      Two points two kids and a house on the hill    A dog named Boo and a sweet Uncle Phil      My head says you're different   You're the one with whom I should grow old   Yet that's not too convincing   While yelling it's your Dad on my phone   So I stare out the window   And I find me a smile   Cause I still believe   It gets better'n this      I already met you!   I already met you!   You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!   Don't mean to upset you   And I already met you!   You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!      You're like my last girlfriend and the ex   Girlfriend I had before her!   And the girlfriend I had before her!   And the girlfriend I had before her!   And the girlfriend I had before them!