Welcome everyone  Nate it's good to see you back  People we have a new member today  I'd like you to meet him  He's gonna stand up and tell us  What's going on with him and  What he wants to change about himself  If you will  Ummm hello everybody  My name is Violent J  and I'm an axe murderer  (Hi Violent J)  Ok now remember we all have similar problems  And that's why we're all here   To help each other work them out  Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh  (Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)  Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else  Think I have a problem and I probably could use help  You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV  I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me  Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night  Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife  Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32  I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats  Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks  Never have to worry about traffic or the cops  All I have to do is stay away from donut shops  I remember napping time in kindegarten class  Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass  Never very popular most kids would point and stare  That's why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I think, well I hope it's like  All bigots and richies that I'm killing but  Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then  That's ok we all make mistakes  But are you absoutely sure that   It's even you doing these killings?  The more I think about it all I see that it could be  Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me  Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart  Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard  Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree  Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me  I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home  Could this really be what's goin on?  Let me sleep on it  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons  Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon  Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone  Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn  I cannot imagine just to think what I have done  Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone  Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head  But woke up and found that bitch dead because  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  Stab 'em (stab 'em)  Right  Choke 'em (choke 'em)  Kill 'em (kill 'em)  And sleep right through the night  I choke em (choke 'em)