I stab people like everyday folks  skinny people any people I chop off their throats  My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey  by the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away  I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck  now I stab people and drive away I'm like puttputtputtputt  I do a show and stab people at the same time  I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck  I love waffle house, I stab people there  their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care  I love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them  when I cut their fuckin drummers are off, you can ask'em  Leo Owen the president of island  I'm at a business meeting with him looking at him I'm smiling  I just up with the stab and he kicked my ass  17th floor they through me out through the glass  Help Me  (help'em)  Fuckin help me  (help'em)  I need you to help me  (help'em)  Somebody come and help me  (help'em)  Jehovah's witnesses I swear man I love 'em  they're standing out on the porch, knockin I'm waiting above 'em  punch and wound victims right through my door  come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more  one time I went wrestler, I wrestled the best  I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex  I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy (or got me, I'm not sure)  before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye  I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match  he was like (what are you doing) I said fuckin relax  I stabbed him again and again I jumped out and ran  everybody chased me, catch me if you can  I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health  he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself  I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass  ginsu built to last, can you help  Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down  side to side and all around  They don't help, they don't care  ginsu swingin everywhere  Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down  side to side and all around  They don't help, the don't care  ginsu swingin everywhere  I saved up my money and went to see the Lilith fair  started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there  I took off my thong and jumped in the pit  but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it  but so what, I was throwin myself all over the floor  Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore  One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass  stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks  my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood  I drive with my lights off all throuhg my neighborhood  but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler  I hate that fucker  I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit  we went to their studio and I started rockin it  after the session they all left out of there  but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer  Help Me  (help'em)  Fuckin help me  (help'em)  I need you to help me  (help'em)  Fuckin come and help me  (help'em)  Naw fuck you  (fuck'em)  fuck all of you  (fuck'em)  you better fuckin help me  (help'em)  help me, help me  Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down  side to side and all around  They don't help, the don't care  ginsu swingin everywhere  Slice 'em up, Slice 'em down  side to side and all around  They don't help, they don't care  ginsu swingin everywhere