The stalker  Yeah  The stalker   I'm gonna stalk this hoochie  I'm gonna stalk this hoochie    So I'm gripping this old peice of shit, right?  Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light  Ahem, how's about a date?  Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8  [girl]  Fuck no, you're a loser  [Violent J]   Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass  Heh heh, but I ain't nagging  To the next light in my pink volkswagon  Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know  [girl]  Violent J the country singer?  [Violent J]  No, Violent J the southwest gangstero  And the bitch was gone (awww)  So I followed her home (huh?)  Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)  And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!)  Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her  Things you do when you's a stalker    "So, what happened?"  "I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he   was everywhere,everywhere I went."     The stalker    [chorus]  I think that ditso likes me, yeah  She tells you to fuck off with such class!  I think that ditso likes me  Yeah, go on and get that ass!    Well, the stalker stalks his target  Just happened to see her at the super-market  Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks  You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts  Why don't you try these?  She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks  Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me    "Hello?"  Hi, it's me  "Hello?"  You love me  "Hello?"  I love you  "Hello?" "Hello?"    Biggity bop boom!  I'm back in a stone brick house  Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow  Yo, I know she gonna show up  Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck  Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard  Somebody pulled a joker's card  And you know what joker caught you  Things you do when you's the stalker    "Are you okay?"  "I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come back. I'll   never be able to lead a normal again."  "It's okay."    The stalker    [Chorus]    I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)  I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)    I've been hawking for about 2 weeks  And I ain't even got a fucking kiss on the cheek  She with some fuck face!  I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!  I gotta just chill  She loves me lots, and that's for real  That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle  of Faygo  Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping  Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)  She stuck me in the eye with a broom  Pulled it up  Popped my eye back and I can't find her  Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the   bathroom, gotta take a doo  Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs  Up the steps, wicked clown  Then I hear a clicking sound  Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo?  Her daddy's gun to my nugget  Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it    "So what'd you do?"  "I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me."  "He would always catch me, and hurt me."    [Chorus #5]  Nah, man  She don't like me man  Nah, she don't like me, man  That bitch shot me in the head, man  She shot me in the nugget, man  Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't like me  She shot me in the nugget, man  How's she gonna like me, man?  She shot me in the nugget, dog  She don't like me, man  Stop it, man, she don't like me  No she don't!  Look at my head, man!  She shot me in the forehead, man!  How's she gonna like me, man?    This ho like me!