What did I do? Tell me:tell me what did I do?  Tell me: NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!  Look at that guy over there he's so skinny  He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny  That's fuckin' nasty what kinda bitch does he get  The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip  Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart  Musta smoked himself into a retard  No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes  Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose  The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut  Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt  I fuckin' don't understand these people  No kinda class  Somebody needs to beat they ass  I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!  I wanna beat his face in with a rock!  He ain't good for shit, but bringin' our property down  Draggin' his funky ass around  He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats  Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara  Wantin' everyone's affection  Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin' at my own reflection   Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,  Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on  Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,  Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and:     Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick  I'm guessin' right now she's got a mouth full of dick  I know she fucks on me, who needs proof  She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth  I bet she fucks people in my own bed  He wears my slippers while she's givin'em head  Look what I do, I get away with it  What the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it  Last time I beat her ass wasn't shit  Fat lips ain't nothin', this time I'm breakin' somethin'  She's gonna learn not to gimme any hassle  I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!  I'm the one who:failed in life  I'm the one who takes it out on my wife  She don't cheat, who am I tryin' to fool  I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)   Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,  Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on  Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,  Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and:     This is the 3rd time you've come before me  You think you're the shit, you wanna ignore me  I told you last time I'd put you away  I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me  I am the overseer, a special being  Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team  Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I could say it all day  I swear to God you say one motherfuckin' thing to me I'll put you away  I might not be God but I'm the next best thing  Honor your honor, hail me as a king  You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free  See your destiny is all up to me  "All Rise" You heard it, loud and clear  But today, I take a load off in that electric chair  I chose to play God, and judge you well  Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell   [Repeat chorus and last line till fade]