One time, the ICP with this shit  For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to  Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that  Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck    Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me  I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD  Straight passed-out on his mother's bed  With seven cans of brew going through my head  Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo  With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado  Huh, I can't run no where  Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)  And don't laugh just yet  And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet  And here comes a three and a half foot pimp  With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp  Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon  Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping  "Oh my, look at the witch  You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"  And they saying that I'm doomed  Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom  Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay  And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway    [Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone")]    Well, go on motherfucker!    Now I'm roaming just like basshead  Everybody know just where the alley led  And don't say you don't know  Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow  I ain't playing this bullshit no more  So I whip out the nickel plated double-four  Best tell my ass how to get back  Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head  You wanna see the wizard?  Fuck yeah, I do  Get me off this pole and I'll come with you  You know the wiz  Yeah, its the road for him  Then he gave me on a 'gene  Now I gotta bullet for him  So me and the crow was walking on bricks  Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks  Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes  I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow  Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land  Just what you thought, there go the tin man  How to get to the wizard?  What the fuck  I ain't saying shit until you oil me up  I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro  Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull  Huh, just like the book said  Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead  Old-ass rusted out metal  But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto    "Somewhere over the rainbow"  (Shut the) fuck up, bitch  [GUNSHOTS]  Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho  This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch  So pick your skank ass up  And you and Toto get the fuck on    Yeah, we've come a long way  Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray  And I'm a wonder land story book tourist  Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest  Anything could be out there  Lions, tigers, maybe a bear  Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my [3x]  I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye  Don't fuck with me at a time like this  I'll send out a bullet guaranteed won't miss  So I just move and the hooks are flying  You've come and buck with the fucking lion  I want rings, chains, any kind of gold  Or what?  Or I'm a let this nine unfold  Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray  There you can rob motherfuckers any day  Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name  Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)  So finally we was at the castle  And with the guards, we got no hastle  They all just got the fuck out our way  I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J    [Interlude]    Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay  Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J  I wanna word with him at gun point  Cuz there's no place like Detroit    Welcome to the wizards kingdom  The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said  Welcome to the wizards kingdom  Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay  Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me  And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three  Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker  I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker    We let it rain,  Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain  Then I stepped back cool and calm  Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs  Everybody know about car jacking  So me and the fellas went home macking  Jumped in a smooth-ass ride  Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side  Gripped it back to the hood where we came from  And that shit was fun  Next thing I knew I was back at the party  Got up and was finning to tell everybody  But I just let it pass  Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass