[Violent J]  What is a juggalo?  Let me think for a second  Oh, he gets butt-naked  And then he walks through the streets  Winking at the freaks  With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  What is a juggalo?  He just don't care  He might try to put a weave  In his nut hair  Cuz he could give a fuck less  What a bitch thinks  He tell her that her butt stinks  And all that    [Violent J]  What is a juggalo?  He drinks like a fish  And then he starts huggin people  Like a drunk bitch  Next thing, he's pickin fights  With his best friends  Then he starts with the huggin again  Fuck!    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  What is a juggalo?  A fucking lunatic  Somebody with a rope tied to his dick  Then he jumps out a ten-story window  Oh!    [Chorus (2x)]  What is a juggalo?  A juggalo  That's what it is  Well, fuck, if I know  What is a juggalo?  I don't know  But I'm down with the clown  And I'm down for life, yo    Southwest? (we juggalos)  Down river? (we juggalos)  Jefferson? (we juggalos)  Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)  I'm that juggalugga locoroni  Get the fuck up  Get the fuck the out of here    [Violent J]  What is a juggalo?  A dead body  Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like  Anybody that you've ever met before  He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  What is a jug..?  What the fuck? Connect four?  Man that shit is whack    [Violent J]  Don't worry about my shit  Just rap motherfucker    What is a juggalo?  He ain't a bitchboy  He'll walk through the hills  And beat down a rich boy  Walks right in the house  When you're having supper  And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!    [Violent J]  What is a juggalo?  Well, he ain't a phoney  He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni  And watch you sit there  And finish up the last bit  Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot    [Shaggy 2 Dope]  What is a juggalo?  He's a graduate  He graduated from....well  At least, he got a job  He's not a dump puts  He works for himself scratching his nuts    [Violent J]  What is a juggalo?  A Hulkamaniac  He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks  People like him till  They find out he's unstable  He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table    [Chorus (1x)]    I'm that juggalugga locoroni  Get the fuck up  Get the fuck the out of here  I'm that juggalugga locoroni  I figured you wouldn't understand    [Chorus (2x)]    Detroit? (we juggalos)  Cleveland? (we juggalos)  St. Louis? (we juggalos)  Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]  Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)  Everybody? (we juggalos)  What is a juggalo?