Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl  All you mutha fuckas are gonna die  Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly  I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin now  And still won't die (try me)  Wicked clowns never (never) die, whut  Oh my goody look a chicken  Keep your money here's a ticket  Hold up keep your kids out here  They too young to play in there  Step right up now strap 'em in  Lock it tight under his chin  Clamp his arms up to his side  It's gonna be a helly ride  Now if you misplace an item  Psychopathic straight up find 'em  If you lose your nugget yo  Hatchet ain't responsible  Look and wonder if you will  Cuz we about to rip and kill  Think about your every sin  As our tilt-a-whirly spins    They... all... die... die...  They... all... die... die...    Looky look a fancy fuck  With his wallet up his butt  Give the wealthy what they want  Fuck the line put him up front  Welcome to our spectacle  Carny rides eccentrical  Hope you like it even though  Hafta mingle with the poor  Here you go sir have a seat  You've got to take this ride, it's neat  Tell ya now the ride is fast  Might want me to hold your cash  We gonna spin until your soul  Leaves your body dead and cold  Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood  All over the neighborhood    They... all... die... die...  They... all... die... die...    Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak*  Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride  Welcome buddy, what you did  Like to punch up on your kids  Scoot all them dead bodies down  We can go another round  Excuse us while we clean up here  Pile them up on over there  Strap'em up then start the show  This time speed it up some more  Tell me any last requests  Before your guts rip out your chest  Fuck all that don't give'em nothin'  Slap his ass and press the button  Fair enough now another down  Carnival don't fuck around  Fire up the tilt-a-whirl  And we'll see you all in hell    They... all... die... die...  They... all... die... die...    [background]  Round and round and round you go  [background]  Yo, the dark carnival will never die.  I mean that's all we do is think about dyin'.  We wish we die, we hope we die.  The only problem is,  We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!  [Chorus till fade]