You tied the knot  A legend is what you bought  I give you cold water and you  Swear it was wine  You bought time  If you can fool yourself, then why not them?  Just keep on passing it mouth to mouth to mouth  I can dress up the dead man  But I can't bring him back to life  You tied the knot  Peeled your skin off, leaving a bundle of nerves  I give you a wet noodle, you swear that it was my tongue  A sharp one  Instead of that same old mouth to mouth to mouth to mouth  I can dress up the dead man  But I can't bring him back to life