You see there's this girl in dance  And every time I see her  Something just comes over me    Well, you know what it's like  When you wake up in the morning  And it's hard  Standing up straight at attention like the changing of the guard  Or how it is in a pornoshop   When you put your quarter in the slot  And you try to look cool   So nobody knows that your hot    You go to a club  And your high on some fine marihuana  And the singer in the band  Got all of her moves from Madonna  And you wanna    Or late at night you're in home in bed all alone  and it's cold out  You put your hand where it's warm  As you open up Miss January's fold out    Well that's how it is  When she's around  And i can't, no i can't  I can't keep it down    I can't keep it down  When that girl's around  I can't keep it under my control  I can't keep it keep it down  No no no no i can't    I wanna i wanna i wanna rock and roll!    -Teacher- All right mr. Vegas, the joke's over    +Joe Vegas+ I got another one! This one's REALLY painful    -Teacher- Alright go but I'm warning you!    Im thinking about the time in my life when i first learned what crying was  The first time I ever had to come face to face with what dying was  The relatives gathered all in black to mourn for my greataunt Antionitta  When who comes through the door to pay her respects but our cousin Conchitta    The tears in her eyes only made them look even more spanish  As i watched her I could swear i could feel the floor under me vanish  So she goes to them all and she finally comes over to me  and she kisses my cheek I lower my eyes i can hardly believe what I see  caus I'm looking down the front of her gown  and I can't, no I can't, I can't keep it down!  I can't keep it down  When that girl's around    I wanna i wanna i wanna rock 'n roll!  Rock 'n roll!  I wanna rock 'n roll!