The words are so familiar -  all the same greats, the same mistakes  It doesn't have to be like this.  If you don't make a friend, now  One might make you -  So learn  The gentle art of making enemies   Don't look so surprised   Happy birthday...Fucker   Blow that candle out,   We're gonna kick you   (Don't say you're not because you are)   (Don't say you're not because you are)   (History tells us that you are)   (History tells us that you are)  All you need is just one more excuse  You put up one hell of a fight  I wanna hear your very best excuse  Never felt this much alive   Your day has finally come -   So wear the hat and do the dance   And let the suit keep wearing you.   This year you'll sit and take it   And you will like it -   It's the gentle art of making enemies   I deserve a reward   Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had   And if I tighten up my hole -   You may never see the light again   (There's always an easy way out)   (There's always an easy way out)   (You need something wet in your mouth)   (You need something wet in your mouth)   Never felt this much alive