Living to get his freak on, ooh ee  Sporting his leopard skin thong, ooh ee  Charlie the methadone man  plays Sunday nights in a rock n' roll band  Charlie the metronome, the methadone man  Patience, the name of the game, ooh ee  Waiting on Doctor Kinkaid, ooh ee  Charlie the methadone man  fills out the papers just as fast as he can  Charlie the methadone, the methadone man  When you're all alone and you got no where to go  Better take it slow, oh you get so tired of where you are  Kicking his lonely lit brain, ooh ee  Drinking to try and stay sane, ooh ee  Charlie the methadone man  chases his tail just as fast as he can  Charlie the methadone, the methadone man  Oh, Charlie the methadone, methadone man  Waitin'