Baby, baby why won't you let me be   You're a major pain in the ass, I do need the hassle can't ya see   Please I need some piece of mind   That I was hoping I could find   But you just kept a buggin   Till I was crawlin under the rug and baby   Stressin, jump back baby back away   Get off my back you monkey   Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today   Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me   You make me itch baby you're so unkind   Poison ivy you're like poison ivy   You make me itch and I'm out of calamine   So this is how you get your kicks   Lickin up everything after me   Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my  bees   Jesus I got a peeping Tom   And I was hoping she was gone   But she just kept a knockin   Till I was crawlin under a rock and baby   Stressin, jump back baby back away   Get off my back you monkey   Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today   Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me   You make me itch baby you're so unkind   Poison ivy you're like poison ivy   You make me itch and I'm out of calamine   Poison ivy ya come creepin up right behind me   You make me itch baby you're so unkind   Poison ivy you're like poison ivy   You make me itch and I'm out of calamine