(Stinkin’ Rich is x-rated)      Guess who’s squirtin', comin', playin' with the kitty cat   It's Uncle Climax with a fist full of titty-fat   Shaggin' like I don't give a cripple-crap-crutch   With a tennis ball machine and a nipple grab touch   Watch this, if you've got panties that’s crotchless   And you look like Stella Kewan   I’m a jackrabbit fella screwin'   Tryin' to please, I got a flyin' trapeze   In my bedroom, pocket balls   And wood-panelled talkin' walls   Good channel connected to the cable with the news on   Flannel bed spread, I’m baby-naked    Leave your shoes on though, you might need 'em   Over off the edge of the bed hangin’   Bubble-fuck, head bangin', sideways, double tuck   I got a private dorm, carbonated Spanish flyin' diet form   And new age music on vinyl for the quiet storm   Methods and techniques and symmetrical forces   Full of, I need a few more electrical sources   Your last boyfriend was borin', and I'm not as choosey as him   In the beginning I'm goin' face-first wit enthusiasm   He never knew about this, he got no style neither   I've got this move that starts off    Lookin' like a pile-driver   Comin' at ya three dimensional    We don't need to be conventional   I've got two friends, and a zoom lens   Forget about the problems in the Middle-East   Your student loan, the tropical rain forest   Let's get nude and groan   Flames of desire in my heart are burning, true   Sweetheart, I love you, but my balls are turnin' blue, so let's rock,   I like seeing thighs, and feelin' hands on my body   We need some low-hangin' ceiling fans   I already got a tickle trunk and a battle axe   We can giddy-up until the leather in the saddle cracks   Flatten the mattress, you better batten the hatches   I got a dick-wad like nobody’s business, partner   You got that look in your eyes, you're thinkin' of a certain bone   You’re tryin', wanna make me squirt and moan   So get a grip on the rung   I wanna find all the places on your body, with the tip of my tongue   Positions vary from the missionary   And climax wraps best      Once we get back the results of your PAP test   We can screw and do stuff      (Stinkin’ Rich is x-rated)