Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.   OK! I'm a cheerleader now!  [Chorus]   U.G.L.Y.  You ain't got no alibi you ugly  Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]    I saw you walking down the street just the other day  I didn't see your damage from that far away  I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming  You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming  Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess  I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress  You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew  I don't mean to insult you  Oh wait! Yes I do.    Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould  You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old  When looks were handed out you were last in line  Your face looks like where the sun don't shine  Did you fall off a building and land on your head?  Or did a truck run over your face instead?  There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill    You're ugly!  U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]     What you really need is to wear a mask  And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)  You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you  You're the main attraction at the city zoo  You’re so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab  When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab  (Heh So funny)     You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big  And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig  Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!  You can't disguise your googly eyes  In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize  Yo mama say you ugly -   You ugly!    U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]   U.G.L.Y [X7]  you ain't got no alibi your ugly  Get busy [X9]  Yo mam says your ugly  Get busy  Yo mam says your ugly  Get busy  Yo mam says your ugly  Get busy  Your ugly!     U.U.U.U.  Now I feel like blondie    U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]     Quasimodo  Camel breath  Squarehead  Ugly!     Chicken legs  Pig face  Chin like bubba  Ugly!    Fish lips  Toad licker  Poindexter  Ugly!    Spaghetti arms  Limp butt  Freak show -ugly!    U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]     U.G.L.Y - You could make an onion cry    U.G.L.Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.     Ugly!    (this song iz dedicated to michael makuch)