Makin' your way in the world today  Takes everything you've got  Taking a break from all your worries  Sure would help a lot  Wouldn't you like to get away?    All those nights when you've got no lights  The check is in the mail  And your little angel  Hung the cat up by it's tail  And your third fiance didn't show    Sometimes you wanna go  Where Everybody Knows Your Name  And they're always glad you came  You wanna be where you can see  Our troubles are all the same  You wanna be Where Everybody Knows Your Name    Climbing the walls when no one calls  You've lost at love again  And the more you're down and out  The more you need a friend  When you long to hear a kind hello    Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead  The morning's looking bright  And your shrink ran off to Europe  And didn't even write  And your husband wants to be a girl    Be glad there's one place in the world  Where Everybody Knows Your Name  And they're always glad you came  You wanna go where people know  People are all the same  You wanna go Where Everybody Knows Your Name