Given up on tryin' to meet real-life women  With what they put me through, I couldn't see no future with 'em  So I bought a computer set  And I got on the Internet  And headed out for a little taste of CyberLivin'    Well I found me a Users Group for the sad and lonely  Where they don't even care if you're skinny, bald or homely  There were thousands to choose from  But I was lookin for a special one  And I finally found my precious one-&-only...    Chorus:   She's my email female  We fit perfectly  We practice safe sex  Electronically  She my email female  She knows what words to say  So I plug in with her every night  From two time zones away    Interlude:  We're always so relaxed around each other  And I never get surprise visits from her mother  I could be sober or drunk  Or I could smell just like a skunk  And the message on the screen still reads, "Howya doin', Lover!"    Bridge:   She's my CyberHoney, she's the one I chose  Cause I know with her, anything goes  I never need to change the sheets  Hell I don't even have to brush my teeth    She's my email female  She knows what words to say  So I plug in with her every night   From two time zones awaaay