There's no way we'll ever believe you  This girl's asleep, so tell us, what did you do?  She's a witch, you can't deny  So on the pyre ye shall fry  At our good old-fashioned Salem barbecue!    There's no way we'll ever believe you  See the truth in all of her boo-hoo  She's a witch - just watch her fly!  Escape? Don't you even try!  You're our guest at our Salem barbecue!    There's no way we'll ever believe you  There must be something more that I can do  Prove to us you're not a witch  Too late - I've already snitched  I'll baste her at our Salem barbecue!