And another thing  I've been wondering lately  Oh, baby,  Tell me where have you been?  Now the stage is set  Where's my Juliet, baby?  Is it maybe  My Midsummer Night's Dream?  What's my scene?  What's my scene?  what's my scene?  tell me wat's my scene    Like a talent scout  I'm always checking out new blood  Oh, I'd do good  If you tell me your game.  Playing Solitaire  Doesn't get me where you would  And, honey, you could  Play by any rules that you care to name.  What's my scene? (I gotta know)    They say, yeah, they say  Making love, you can make it pay.  They say, yeah, they say,  But we know there's a better way  Any day.    And another thing  I've been wondering lately  Am I crazy  To believe in ideals?  I'm a betting man  But it's getting damn lonely.  Oh, honey, it only  I could be sure what I feel.  What's my scene? (I'm dying to know)  I'll never know.  Well, I concede  I've been caught in someone else's scene (but that's not me).  Where, oh where, oh where can my scene be?  Please answer - me  What's my ..?