(G. Thomas)  Spitter, spatter, sputter  I hear the old man mutter -  A life of "if onlys", "maybe's" and "might have  been's" all frittered away  Spitter, spatter, sputter  A life so filled with clutter -  Nothing but weeds and stones and old bones  in the garden today  How can a life, oh a life  be so filled with clutter?  How can a life, oh a life  be so filled with clutter?  Aw, spitter, spatter, sputter  spitter, spatter, sputter, spitter...  Spitter, spatter, sputter,  spitter, spatter, sputter, spitter...  Don't come cryin' to me about  how your life's in need of a drastic change  Will you watch it crumble apart  while you know deep down in your heart  what drastic change demands...?  Spitter, spatter, sputter  Your boat ain't got no rudder  You're dead in the water  waitin' for a warm breeze  to blow you away  Spitter, spatter, sputter  How she makes your heart flutter  Got nowhere to go, you got nothing to show  you got nothing to say, yeah  (Bridge & refrain)  Oh, yeah, you dig here dig there everywhere  Bury your head in the sand  and tell all the world you're searching  for buried treasures,yeah, yeah, yeah  Will you watch it crumble apart  while you know deep down in your heart  what drastic change demands...?  Drastic measures.