I gave some milk to a robot friend  It leaked out his side and he drank it again  Let's put your girlfriend through some hell  Cut off her hands and hide them well  Use worms to stich them back in place  Watch the expression on her face  I feel like I got caught in a gross cartoon  And I'm choking on the word balloons  I met a homeless astronaut  Helmet filled up with beer and snot  I gave him 30 candy bars  And told him to go back to Mars    Electric ketchup shocks my fries  C'mon guys, POKE OUT YOUR EYES