It scored E-minus on its ancestry.  It stuttered on the phone. They tried extensive hypnotherapy but  it sat there like a stone. They checked its pockets, they pumped  the pentathol...stole marrow from its bones...and left it naked in  the guest room, quite alone. They debated for a year. The casebook  stretched from here to here...Quoted precedents and dissidents. And  Johnny joined the space police and searched the stars for refugees-  his finger on the stunner in the name of earthly peace. And when it  seemed that space was empty and the moon was made of cheese, they  decided on a terra firma 'welcome'. But, guess...Our guest was now  deceased...So they cut it into pieces. They sterilized them, placed  them in a case and charged admission. Now I'm watching television  and I see laughter in its eyes. I hear a rumble in the sky, They're  coming for their boy!  ----------------------------------------------------------------------